Can you tell I haven't decided what to write here yet?
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Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment.
Tonight was supposed to be a glorious night. A night that would usher in the new era of enlightenment, that you, the ignorant masses, so desperately yearn for.
[Crowds chant WHAT?!]..Thank you for your irrelevant opinion. However, in order for me to be a true role model for all of you, I can not, and WILL not, engage this miscreant in the ring this evening! Now, I know that may be difficult for you the simple minded of the wwe universe, but think of this.
How would you learn?
How would any of you benefit from witnessing the enlightened one go up against this simple-minded ignoramus, who quite frankly, is no different from any of you here this evening? In short, I will not be competing in a match this evening, for the benefit of all of you.
You’re welcome.
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